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Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I forgot to pay for my train ride for the first time. Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking for people's tickets and kicking offenders off. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 9:59pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States
Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, my husband and I decided to tell our sixteen-year-old daughter that she's adopted. Her response was, "Thank God!" FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 3:59am - kids - by best_mom_ever (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by not as scarred as he should be (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate, I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates. However, the post sparked an argument with my mom's childhood best friend, that ended with her telling me that my dad isn't actually my dad. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by bastardchild_01 (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States
Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 10:48pm - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States
Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, the person that interviewed me for a job was the same person I called a "fat bitch" at a baseball game after she knocked over my drink while she was dancing. She recognized me too. FML
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On 10/16/2012 at 12:16am - work - by leafscupwin - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
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On 10/15/2012 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
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