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today the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45519) - you deserved it (4938)

On 07/03/2013 at 5:09am - work - by melons (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I Admittd To Mah Girlfriend That I'd Kissd Another Girl Five Days Before We Got Together. She Told Me, "That's OK, I Slept With Mah Boss Last Week." Mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44962) - you deserved it (7496)

On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States



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