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  • Birth Date : Friday 7 April 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

#55148
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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