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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12719
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About melikeulongtime : I believe in Peace, Bitch!

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Today, I was jogging in mah neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins.

#1864532
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58243) - you deserved it (2888)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that mah husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
248 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

#1690188
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On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I OVERHEARD MAH MOTHER AN SISTER TALKING SO I STOPPED TO EAVESDROP. I RECENTLY ENLISTED IN THE MARINES, AN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WOULD DO WITH THE MONEY IF I DIED. FML

#1656841
316 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I was flrting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated... and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said... "Your nuts!" She meant... "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

#869850
346 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I set AIM statu to be the currently-playing file on iTunes . I've downloaded a lot of porn to iTunes, and I wanted to watch some . My statu changed to ( Grl in Latex gets fucked in the ass . ) FML

#798927
165 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... mah friend an I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service... so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out looool I left mah purse in the restaurant. With mah I.D. an everything inside. FML

#797984
206 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by ashleyevans (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was fixing my makeup in the back room of the office when my boss walkd in. He lookd kind of annoyd so I jokingly said ( Don't you want your secretary to look good? ) He said , ( If I did I wouldn't have hird you. ) mega FML

#797554
62 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my bast friand and I cama homa from Japan. Har boyfriand and I hava baan having an affair bafora I laft so I dacidd to tall him sha was coming with ma. Wa just got off tha plana and got a bita to aat, ha was waiting fir ma so ha could proposa, my bast friand was standing naxt to ma. maga FML

#786333
417 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated an exhausted, I asked everyone to turn there phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit an spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technologyhores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

#681021
200 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

#618069
142 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I saw an attractive man outside te club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up aving sex in my apartment. Te next looool day wen I was dropping im off, I discovered e was omeles and was outside te club begging fir money. My ouse is suddenly out of bread and ceese. FML

#448904
215 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AND TOLD HER HOW I'D BEEN FASCINATED WITH SPACE SINCE I WAS 12, HAD READ ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING, AND HOW I WANT TO BE AN ASTROLOGIST WHEN I GROW UP. SHE STARED AT ME FOR A SECOND, BEFORE SAYING, "BUT YOU'RE... STUPID." FML

#233372
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64702) - you deserved it (16288)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)



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