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melbournearsenal

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About melbournearsenal : Law student ~ 19 years old ~ Melbourne, Australia

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melbournearsenal's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44308) - you deserved it (7476)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

#19159270
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36289) - you deserved it (8374)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

#19072071
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23923) - you deserved it (2640)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:56am - love - by ThanksMum (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (125719)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33504) - you deserved it (3235)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46552) - you deserved it (9728)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41594) - you deserved it (2530)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41594) - you deserved it (2530)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39100) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60312) - you deserved it (4652)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44860) - you deserved it (3167)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML

#18836857
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28285) - you deserved it (4794)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Dooh (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

#18833133
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (7185)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46772) - you deserved it (4215)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46563) - you deserved it (5510)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)



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