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mejiiaa
  • Town/Country : california , USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2242
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

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Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14792) - you deserved it (28663)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40777) - you deserved it (2937)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29657) - you deserved it (3868)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

#14606368
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (1733)

On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

#14594110
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32717) - you deserved it (3005)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML

#14341536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9254) - you deserved it (24391)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

#14150271
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22833) - you deserved it (8074)

On 12/10/2010 at 2:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML

#14138227
69 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 12:33am - love - by owew -

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21378) - you deserved it (8309)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35016) - you deserved it (3005)

On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27437) - you deserved it (7779)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16357) - you deserved it (66354)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15632) - you deserved it (23586)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

#10748926
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17061) - you deserved it (50592)

On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

#10643187
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29284) - you deserved it (5814)

On 05/20/2010 at 2:25am - intimacy - by evelynn - Sent from mobile version



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