Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

mejiiaa

Search for a member

mejiiaa
  • Town/Country : california , USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2232
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About mejiiaa : Poop

mejiiaa's last visitors

CynicallyAlivethycleverestnamenubbles10NandaPandaBinarySphinxMiss_GuidedPlayLeagueAllDayMzZombicidal

mejiiaa's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

mejiiaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27017) - you deserved it (6813)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7236) - you deserved it (56368)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37822) - you deserved it (4989)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

#15635738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8929) - you deserved it (30413)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Username - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23478) - you deserved it (30331)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was late for the bus. I chased after it for 3 blocks until I realized that the bus driver was laughing at me trying to catch her. FML

#15393060
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27588) - you deserved it (7828)

On 03/20/2011 at 1:08am - work - by Matt - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

#15270660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22407) - you deserved it (3273)

On 03/11/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

#15251032
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45947) - you deserved it (4140)

On 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by crazystar69 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (11529)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (11529)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (5398)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14503) - you deserved it (43066)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18715) - you deserved it (30456)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23993) - you deserved it (4118)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25249) - you deserved it (5231)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Bénédicte's Illustrated FML
  • "If drawing stuff is the food of love, then get a better pencil." That's not a real expression, I just made it up because I needed a good opening line. It's not even that good of an opening line, but…

Thursday 10 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: