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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2653
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

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Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65328) - you deserved it (3609)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37519) - you deserved it (5200)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

#16432419
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40098) - you deserved it (8060)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33155) - you deserved it (15027)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

#16413890
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34756) - you deserved it (10606)

On 05/30/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

#16408581
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10336) - you deserved it (44083)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

#16384217
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37624) - you deserved it (2865)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8322) - you deserved it (47745)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

#16157379
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28864) - you deserved it (5309)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13354) - you deserved it (53020)

On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

#16022547
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (4637)

On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34029) - you deserved it (7768)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49208) - you deserved it (5784)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31084) - you deserved it (11511)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49813) - you deserved it (8077)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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