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Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version
Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States
Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)
Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
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