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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3315
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

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Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today... Professor Snappd An Told Me That I Know Nothing... That Everything I've Ever Lerend Is Wrong... An That All Of Former Teachers Should Be Shot. Fat FML

#17804951
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28139) - you deserved it (4579)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, an throw it over yur face!" There goes self-confidence. FML

#17801066
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30966) - you deserved it (4041)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , A Guy Wo I Ate Commented On My Facebook Profile Picture Tat I ( Look Like I've Fallen Off Te Ugly Tree And It Every Branc On Te Way Down. ) 60 People Liked Tis , Including My Boyfriend And Best Friend. FML

#17787431
331 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL SAYING THAT SHE HAD BEAT SOMEONE UP. SHE'S 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into mah dorm to fine mah roommate an his friends using mah bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

yesterday my boyfriend cheatd on me. But he justifid it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32329) - you deserved it (4112)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I apologized to the cat 4 walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box . mega FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (9450)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I decided to work out. Bieng too embarrassed to run in public , I instead ran in circles in mah basement. FML

#17666764
190 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah daughter turned Emo!! FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48124) - you deserved it (18455)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today , mah wife compard me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile , same eyes , same belly , same big feet.

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25764) - you deserved it (5335)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Taday while riding the bus , a creepy guy gave me the ( rape glare ) an another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. fat FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27659) - you deserved it (2619)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States



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