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mejiiaa
  • Town/Country : california , USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2254
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

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Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35014) - you deserved it (2883)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

#17804951
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26055) - you deserved it (4380)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

#17801066
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (3600)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML

#17787431
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33483) - you deserved it (7195)

On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (2415)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25149) - you deserved it (5297)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28298) - you deserved it (4868)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27927) - you deserved it (3698)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26695) - you deserved it (11097)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20973) - you deserved it (8891)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24088) - you deserved it (12522)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45805) - you deserved it (17627)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21218) - you deserved it (4773)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29473) - you deserved it (2849)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24339) - you deserved it (2339)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States



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