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  • Town/Country : california , USA
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (20 years)
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Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

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