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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2528
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

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Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35967) - you deserved it (2598)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

#19670939
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21713) - you deserved it (6773)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having dinner with my college friends to celebrate the end of our first year. I said really great things about them as individuals. The only thing they had to say to me was, "Thanks for being the token black friend." FML

#19624704
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22620) - you deserved it (2694)

On 05/14/2012 at 10:23pm - misc - by foreverbrown (man) - United States

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8142) - you deserved it (30593)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

#19573313
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23635) - you deserved it (4308)

On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

#19565371
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4331) - you deserved it (70052)

On 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm - misc - by grovage - United States

Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

#19460687
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26923) - you deserved it (1950)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

#19423040
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13745) - you deserved it (40462)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25335) - you deserved it (9456)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

#19326389
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (2107)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

#19314232
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9920) - you deserved it (22620)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

#19279132
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32913) - you deserved it (5852)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML

#19276990
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24881) - you deserved it (3026)

On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25148) - you deserved it (7714)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States



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