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meihua

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3418
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About meihua : Message me, I'll reply (eventually)

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meihua's favorite FMLs

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

#18812557
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35332) - you deserved it (3961)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14836) - you deserved it (72779)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28754) - you deserved it (2344)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34178) - you deserved it (3767)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36849) - you deserved it (3552)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

#17294240
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34857) - you deserved it (14636)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47589) - you deserved it (25804)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (5754)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28941) - you deserved it (3546)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

#13198134
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34068) - you deserved it (3912)

On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML

#13058451
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16460) - you deserved it (38055)

On 09/15/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39468) - you deserved it (3840)

On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65928) - you deserved it (6465)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

#7467261
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (5742)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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