About meeeaner_th : Paramore. Tokio Hotel. Bullet for my Valentine. Slipknot. Metallica. The Scene Aesthetic. ACDC. Led Zepplin. Triumph. Boston. Kansas. FlyleafFall Out Boy. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Elliot Minor. Three Days Grace. Razorlight. Evanescense. Disturbed. Muse. The Script. Plain White T's. Greenday. Our Lady of Peace. Linkin Park. Hinder. Framing Hanley. Bring me the Horizon. Shiny Toy Guns. Nickleback. Fightstar.Pendulum. Tenacious D. Hadouken. Korn. Stone Sour. Young Guns. Hawthorne Heights. Escape the Fate. Panic! At the Disco. Biffy Clyro. Taking Back Sunday. Dashboard Confessionals. Blink 182. 30 Seconds to Mars. All Time Low. Enter Shakari. Cute is what we aim for. Metro Station. Sick Puppies. Mindless Self Indulgence... Thats all I can think of right now. =]
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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by madiison09 - United States
Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
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On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia
Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML
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On 02/12/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Thai rice mistake - United States (California)
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
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On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
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On 09/13/2012 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML
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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by Mike Polk - United States
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
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