About medic_man : Dylan. 23. Just a regular southern guy, a bit random but it works out for me. Working in EMS and living life to the fullest. I love most music, mainly rock and country. So don't be shy, hit me up, let me hear you!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
medic_man's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
by and the truth comes out / 07/22/2014 at 4:44am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by anona / 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, I went shopping with my two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store because I would not show him my "boobies". A man came up to us and said I should do what my nephew wanted. FML
by Lesser / 02/17/2013 at 3:02am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
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