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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 December 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 287
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About medic_man : Dylan. 23. Just a regular southern guy, a bit random but it works out for me. Working in EMS and living life to the fullest. I love most music, mainly rock and country. So don't be shy, hit me up, let me hear you!

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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medic_man's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44190) - you deserved it (7408)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28418) - you deserved it (63013)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by anona (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I went shopping with my two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store because I would not show him my "boobies". A man came up to us and said I should do what my nephew wanted. FML

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