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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
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On 10/12/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by WTF (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 1:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML
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On 09/24/2012 at 3:18am - health - by AnxietyGirl - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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On 09/21/2012 at 7:48am - love - by dateless (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by wtf yourself, cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, it's been a week since I've been in hospital. No one has been to visit me. The nurses have nicknamed me "The Lonely One." FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by lonely one - United States
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
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