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Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68958) - you deserved it (16888)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)



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