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  • Town/Country : Dallas, USA
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Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31861) - you deserved it (4581)

On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13955) - you deserved it (2115)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by baby, baby no (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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