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Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML
by Cold / 12/17/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money
by Awks / 11/30/2012 at 1:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by prettylady? / 10/28/2012 at 12:22am / United States / Love
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
by Jugan / 10/19/2012 at 5:44pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
by linn / 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2012 at 1:37pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by wtf / 08/26/2012 at 1:03am / New Zealand (Southland) / Love
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous
by jingle / 05/25/2012 at 7:18am / United States (Delaware) / Work
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous
by LoveBytes / 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids