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by emselin / 09/18/2012 at 4:07pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Love
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
by kawood / 03/30/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm / United States / Love
Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes "betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 3:08pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
by Une Fille / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by isuckasawaitress / 12/12/2011 at 12:08pm / Singapore / Work
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by incaseudidntkno / 09/18/2011 at 9:36am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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