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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52074) - you deserved it (6487)

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