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by dantko / 01/01/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 6:41am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by MicachuPikachu / 11/28/2013 at 1:39am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I found out the position I thought I had earned by working hard was only to separate me from my coworkers because I "talked too much". Instead of addressing the issue like adults, I've essentially been put in time-out. FML
by firefromherlips / 11/27/2013 at 7:25pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
by paranoid neighborhood / 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML
by Amanda / 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm / United States / Love
Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by fack / 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
by xHoho / 11/26/2013 at 12:50am / United States (North Dakota) / Love
by sister sister / 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Cian_1 / 11/25/2013 at 6:22am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Health
Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML
by why god / 11/25/2013 at 1:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
by LadyLola / 11/25/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by unemployed and bereaved / 11/25/2013 at 12:03am / United Kingdom / Work
- Today, I woke up to my boyfriend coughing loudly. As I started to rub his back and sit up he flung… Today I went to the dentist. They gave me fluoride in a cup and I accidentally swallowed some when… Today, I prepared all week for my final at 12:30. At 12:10 I walked towards the building and pulled…