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Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
141 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
152 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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171 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

#16232810
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On 05/18/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

#16222014
242 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by markymark - United States

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
192 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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226 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
190 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML

#16091812
95 comments

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On 05/08/2011 at 2:25pm - kids - by jill (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
477 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
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On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States



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