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Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11567) - you deserved it (20917)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
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On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML

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On 11/22/2008 at 7:24am - intimacy - by KaRaSu - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version



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