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Today, I wanted to print out a 100 page game strategy guide using company's printer . While not wanting anyone to fine out about this I picked a time where I thought no one would be printing . My CEO ended up standing next to me 4 10 minutes waiting 4 his stuff to print after mine . mega FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7971) - you deserved it (67015)

On 06/04/2009 at 5:14pm - work - by Ayeya (man) - United States (New York)

2day I saw the following message on mah Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] an [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

#2498639
190 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

it was mah birthday , an mah wife gave me a sex toy fir self-masturbation. She even showed me how to properly use it so I can masturbate myself. FML

#2496205
151 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 10:06am - intimacy - by TeeJay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I confronted mah fiancé an told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on 4 a couple of months. FML

#2251338
196 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my grlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then calld out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855
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On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her fir the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket fir an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

#1649532
111 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 12:07am - love - by broke (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

2day After Driving A Few Hours Late At Night I Decided To Entertain The Car Tailgating Me By Not Letting Him Pass. After Doing This 4 3miles, Reaching 93MPH, I Decided To Let The Car Pass Me. When I Switched Lanes, The Car Tailgating Me Light Up In Red And Blue. It Was A Cop. FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... mah ten year old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol r alcoholics. Therefore I am an alcoholic fir drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school an they tried to have an intervention. They pray fir me every day. FML

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124 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 12:44am - kids - by cxcrktkt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, we were swimming in gym class . There are some cute girls in our class and they were wereing there bikinis . I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see . I'm on the diving team so teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class . FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 8:16am - intimacy - by easilyexited (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WENT SKINNY-DIPPING WITH MAH BEST FRIEND. WE WERE ON THE BEACH AN IT WAS FAIRLY CROWDD BUT WE GOT IN THE WATER AT THIS REALLY SECLUDD AREA. WHILE WE WERE SWIMMING I LOOKD UP TO SEE A HOMELESS MAN WEREING MAH CLOTHES, WALKING AWAY. FML

#495475
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On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Was Pulled Over By Mah Father Who Is A Police Officer. He Was Training A Rookie And Gave Me A Breathalyzer Test To Show His Trainee How To Do It. I Blew A .15 And Was Taken To Jail. FML

#483516
195 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

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244 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)



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