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Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17389) - you deserved it (2119)

On 11/14/2011 at 4:53pm - work - by unhappyelf - United States

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML

#18243186
163 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 12:44am - money - by LCDhell (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31655) - you deserved it (4191)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

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On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States



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