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Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States
Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 1:43pm - kids - by nosonofmine (man) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 12:59pm - misc - by herpmonster (woman) - Italy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
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Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
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On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States
Today, after years of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to lose weight, I found out that some of my favorite health-foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indirectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 9:34am - health - by healthfoodshmealthfood - United States (New York)
Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by dazean - United States (Alaska)
Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States
Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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