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Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

#19836485
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25134) - you deserved it (1560)

On 06/23/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Melinie - United States

Today, my son and I attended the funeral of a family friend. It went as well as any funeral could, up until the point that my apparently drunk son tried to grope the widow. I came an inch away from causing my son to need his own funeral. FML

#19834140
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22174) - you deserved it (2351)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:43pm - kids - by nosonofmine (man) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

#19833959
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23567) - you deserved it (1598)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:59pm - misc - by herpmonster (woman) - Italy

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24171) - you deserved it (4101)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

#19833451
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25590) - you deserved it (3476)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:23am - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

#19832041
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24521) - you deserved it (1605)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML

#19830472
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30862) - you deserved it (3863)

On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7304) - you deserved it (22678)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

#18364181
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25460) - you deserved it (2062)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32284) - you deserved it (4695)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, after years of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to lose weight, I found out that some of my favorite health-foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indirectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML

#18271623
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25685) - you deserved it (3171)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:34am - health - by healthfoodshmealthfood - United States (New York)

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

#18260182
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24896) - you deserved it (2722)

On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33700) - you deserved it (3290)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML



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