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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 April 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7003
  • Number of comments : 472
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mattman1994 : I'm Matt. I like art, football, and I play the guitar. I like to make people laugh.

I'm 16, of course I'm not going to shut up

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (243975) - you deserved it (82470)

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