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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 March 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About mattlikesfunions : I look like such a stoner oh and yes a do like funions

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Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (40018)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40425) - you deserved it (3980)

On 08/11/2014 at 8:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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