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Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML


I agree, your life sucks (52430) - you deserved it (6410)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML


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On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML


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On 08/03/2009 at 11:08am - work - by MickeyDManager (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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