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Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML

#19353440
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25702) - you deserved it (4471)

On 03/26/2012 at 8:17pm - work - by ramis182 - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

#19135287
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27646) - you deserved it (3489)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

#19053035
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30408) - you deserved it (8192)

On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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217 comments

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36859) - you deserved it (9809)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (47162)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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