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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9552
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mastermadman : I'm 20 years old, single, and I live with two roommates, who are boyfriend and girlfriend. I have the uncanny ability to see things objectively and with a keen sense of justice. I have a good sense of right and wrong. Though I have lived a comparatively "drama-free" life, I don't need my life to be f***ed on a regular basis to give a sound and compassionate opinion. That's who I am, and I call'em as I see'em.

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TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

#948871
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99401) - you deserved it (23189)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365922) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171389) - you deserved it (34258)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I dacidd to surprisa mah boyfriand at his collaga and whan I walkd into tha dorm ha was lying in his bd with anothar girl . Whan ha saw ma ha simply said.. . "April Fool's!" It's March 19th . FML

#461201
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (144522) - you deserved it (9060)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are requred to sing. A late night DJ came in putted 20 dollars in the tip cup and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back.

#432216
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58069) - you deserved it (8466)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:05am - work - by Rev (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with mah girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with mah girlfriend lyk I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42766) - you deserved it (193356)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46219) - you deserved it (243199)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend because I saw him with another woman . I confrontd both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me looool with this ugly slut?" They were in shock . Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner . FML

#300498
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20112) - you deserved it (190472)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799246) - you deserved it (83490)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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