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About mastermadman : I'm 20 years old, single, and I live with two roommates, who are boyfriend and girlfriend. I have the uncanny ability to see things objectively and with a keen sense of justice. I have a good sense of right and wrong. Though I have lived a comparatively "drama-free" life, I don't need my life to be f***ed on a regular basis to give a sound and compassionate opinion. That's who I am, and I call'em as I see'em.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML
I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML
Today.. . I dacidd to surprisa mah boyfriand at his collaga and whan I walkd into tha dorm ha was lying in his bd with anothar girl . Whan ha saw ma ha simply said.. . "April Fool's!" It's March 19th . FML
Taday I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are requred to sing. A late night DJ came in putted 20 dollars in the tip cup and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back.
Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend because I saw him with another woman . I confrontd both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me looool with this ugly slut?" They were in shock . Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner . FML
Friday 27 March 2015