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mastermadman
  • Town/Country : Spokane, Washington
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 November 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 9484
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mastermadman : I'm 20 years old, single, and I live with two roommates, who are boyfriend and girlfriend. I have the uncanny ability to see things objectively and with a keen sense of justice. I have a good sense of right and wrong. Though I have lived a comparatively "drama-free" life, I don't need my life to be f***ed on a regular basis to give a sound and compassionate opinion. That's who I am, and I call'em as I see'em.

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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

#948871
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92342) - you deserved it (21265)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
907 comments

I agree, your life sucks (329324) - you deserved it (35705)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (151450) - you deserved it (25349)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

#461201
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132191) - you deserved it (8041)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was working at Coldstone. When a customer tips us we are required to sing. A late night DJ came in, put 20 dollars in the tip cup, and asked to hear every song we had. After we sang one song he looked at me and asked me to please stop singing or he was taking his money back. FML

#432216
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54344) - you deserved it (8061)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:05am - work - by Rev (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39300) - you deserved it (183511)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML

#400298
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41306) - you deserved it (228996)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

#300498
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15813) - you deserved it (174317)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
717 comments

I agree, your life sucks (736666) - you deserved it (73988)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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