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by anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 8:45am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
by datingamoron / 02/14/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by alone / 02/14/2011 at 12:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
by Saberwolf / 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Username / 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
by knockedup / 02/13/2011 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
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