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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 307
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About master_blaster : the name\'s Eric, im 16. uhm i love meeting new people and I also love music, cant go a day without it. Anyways if u wanna know more just message me or add me on Facebook :D

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Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33344) - you deserved it (4479)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26812) - you deserved it (3860) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML

#2513205
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55198) - you deserved it (31133)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Bawo (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76928) - you deserved it (23434)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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