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by Anonymous / 02/15/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
by bettercallpeta / 02/15/2013 at 12:42am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Money
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
by notgay / 02/11/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by killme / 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Amathiel / 12/29/2012 at 10:23am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Health
by gassy / 12/29/2012 at 4:32am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by ShadowReaper101 / 12/29/2012 at 2:41am / United States (California) / Kids
by nosleep / 12/29/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by almostkilledmyself / 12/29/2012 at 2:30am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
by ELparano / 12/28/2012 at 8:21pm / Canada / Transportation
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…