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Today, was my third day at work. The hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML
by newguy / 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/28/2009 at 4:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, after spending months comparing the previous weather forecasts to work out the exact date,… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…