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martinez121797
  • Town/Country : Corpus Christi TX, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 519
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, was my third day at work. The hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33841) - you deserved it (3397)

On 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm - work - by newguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38736) - you deserved it (7355)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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