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Today, was my third day at work. The hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML
by newguy / 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/28/2009 at 4:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we… Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone… Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was…