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Today, was my third day at work. The hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML


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On 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm - work - by newguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44103) - you deserved it (8111)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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