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Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

#20613403
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59042) - you deserved it (7886)

On 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML

#20585943
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62081) - you deserved it (5437)

On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States

Today... my husband calld me... saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then hered a female voice in the background mutter... "She'll never buy that". FML

#20562542
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55964) - you deserved it (3788)

On 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm - love - by soontobesingle (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

YESTERDAY SINCE I HADN'T EATEN AN WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A THREE HOUR CLASS, I BOUGHT PANDA EXPRESS. I SAT OPPOSITE MAH CLASSROOM TO EAT. SOON AFTER I STARTD EATING, A WAD OF SALIVA DROPPD INTO MAH BOWL, AN I HEARD SOMEONE YELL "BONUS POINTS!" FROM THE SECOND FLOOR. FML

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guyho works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He endd up asking looool if my dad was single. FML

#20538966
62 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 12:17am - love - by lonely girl - United States

Today , teacher read story about a hauntd house fir a class assignment. She likd it very much an turnd it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later , I was calld to the office where the guidance counselor calld work "disturbing" an said I "ned help". mega FML

#20535562
122 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 6:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I purposely wore a rd shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

#19601147
159 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States

Today, I Was Using A Restroom When I Hered Someone Sneeze . I Said, "Bless You." It Happened Again About Three Times, So I Repeated Myself Each Time . I Then Noticed It Was An Automatic Air Freshener . FML

#18981474
120 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Son Broke A Window At School Playing Football. Not Only Did He Break One, He Broke The Other Window Next To It. His Excuse? He Tried Making It Look Like A Bird Flew In One Way An Flew Out The Other. I Have To Pay $800 To Fix It. FML

#15215945
121 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my broter an fater tougt it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a cainsaw an wearing ockey masks. FML

#14753442
109 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

yesterday I confessed to ma best friend tat I love im and always ave. He wispered to imself, "Wy do te fat cicks always want me?" FML

#13873545
203 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of ma coworkers called to remind me about te annual costume day at work tis morning. I dressed as Pocaontas. Tere is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

#13595352
92 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got into a car accidant. I got into it bacausa I noticad a flashy naw sign on tha highway that raad "Baing an attantiva drivar pravants car crashas". Thanks fir tha notica.

#6930680
43 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML

#6036159
205 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah mother said she trustd me enough to go with me fir mah first drive in mah new car. As soon as we got in the car, she startd hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

#5758309
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33823) - you deserved it (2579)

On 10/10/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)



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