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Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
by Mr_Jah / 07/04/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by not satisfied / 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by nofriends / 02/09/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
by fuglymug / 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Becca_Jo / 01/05/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML
by ywouldudomelikethat / 01/03/2016 at 3:02pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by zzarzzur / 12/29/2015 at 4:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ugh, why / 11/22/2015 at 12:12am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML
by 2pale / 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by qourt / 10/29/2015 at 11:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by strayy / 09/30/2015 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
- Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else… Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to… Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought…