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Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
by Mr_Jah / 07/04/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by not satisfied / 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by nofriends / 02/09/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
by fuglymug / 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Becca_Jo / 01/05/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML
by ywouldudomelikethat / 01/03/2016 at 3:02pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by zzarzzur / 12/29/2015 at 4:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ugh, why / 11/22/2015 at 12:12am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML
by 2pale / 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by qourt / 10/29/2015 at 11:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by strayy / 09/30/2015 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…