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Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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56 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

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On 05/17/2015 at 9:09am - misc - by PISSED OFF - Australia

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

#21406694
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On 05/08/2015 at 9:44am - misc - by brittrus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realised I've been depressed about my recent break up for longer than the relationship even lasted. FML

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

#21401085
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On 04/28/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by WasNotAdopted (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

#21398963
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On 04/24/2015 at 11:07am - intimacy - by someoneneedsassistance - United States (Virginia)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
111 comments

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On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

#21396485
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On 04/19/2015 at 9:39pm - love - by queenbitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

#21388113
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On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

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On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I competed in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came third with my team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML

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On 02/22/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by tom28402 - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)



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