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Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

#21317613
55 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm - love - by lonesome - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

#21317143
87 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

#21316697
67 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States

Today, after months of correcting him, I got so used to my boss calling me "Alex" that I didn't respond to my own name several times today. FML

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

#21316533
120 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

#21315542
62 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 11:10am - work - by anyoldnamewilldo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML

#21314853
45 comments

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On 12/10/2014 at 3:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

#21313753
62 comments

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On 12/08/2014 at 12:58pm - love - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

#21312253
61 comments

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On 12/05/2014 at 10:35pm - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML

#21311441
156 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
171 comments

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On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

#21307360
57 comments

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On 11/28/2014 at 3:00am - misc - by stampslife - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

#21306727
74 comments

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On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)



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