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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 579
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About marqn001 : Hey i'm Alicia, i don't know what to write ^.^ =P. Coz ive got cba promblems and im afraid to show it (WTF?!!)

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Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10381) - you deserved it (40157)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by ash - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34122) - you deserved it (2993)

On 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm - work - by waytootan (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37601) - you deserved it (3548)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML


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On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

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