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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)
Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by mattdevil - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by mattdevil - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)
Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States
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