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marmots's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9036) - you deserved it (32444)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25040) - you deserved it (8072)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28549) - you deserved it (4346)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17400) - you deserved it (22014)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36643) - you deserved it (3550)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20148) - you deserved it (8804)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43595) - you deserved it (3813)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19071) - you deserved it (6871)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14324) - you deserved it (24645)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
536 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32006) - you deserved it (55888)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26592) - you deserved it (13397)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (7855)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (7855)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29834) - you deserved it (4127)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)



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