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marmlr339
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 6742
  • Number of comments : 325
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About marmlr339 : Hey, I'm Martin. 23 years old. Love to have a good time. Love clubbing and just being with friends. Never let an opportunity pass you by :-) Add me on facebook: /martin339 or twitter: @marmlr339

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Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

#15261290
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44447) - you deserved it (8553)

On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

#15260051
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34312) - you deserved it (3057)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

#15251436
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14632) - you deserved it (35559)

On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38703) - you deserved it (3807)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

#15226088
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37587) - you deserved it (5365)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

#15221957
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22687) - you deserved it (7460)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

#15215945
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26292) - you deserved it (3164)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML

#15193214
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9265) - you deserved it (36768)

On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML

#15189592
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5482) - you deserved it (44529)

On 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39135) - you deserved it (4510)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

#15141263
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (11276)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23579) - you deserved it (5110)

On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34507) - you deserved it (6925)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

#15136903
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44830) - you deserved it (3429)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by awkward (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21630) - you deserved it (8626)

On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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