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marisol180

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  • Number of visits : 27640
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Visits<b>latchhooker</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 10:18pm<b>Ungrateful_Imp</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 1:09pm<b>fishinpink</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 4:10am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:37pm<b>yanalynch</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 4:54am<b>cetharel</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 1:47pm<b>TheAspieDork</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:36pm<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:39pm<b>kowsee</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Spiral061</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 4:20pm<b>DA3Z</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 1:48pm<b>skylarkopeck1995</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:53pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:08pm<b>Soparot</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:15am<b>Krictix</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:23pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:18pm<b>Rodville</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:38am

Fucked!<b>fishinpink</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 10:10am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:37am<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:02am<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:02am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:04am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:16pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:01pm<b>SpreadTHEKILLER</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 3:49am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 2:34pm

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marisol180's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

by I'm_Not_Interested / 07/06/2015 at 1:30am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

Today, our company was being visited by one of our biggest clients, a rich Japanese businessman. My boss wanted to honour him by welcoming him while wearing a kimono in the reception area of our building. The client was in a suit and tie, and I don't think he'll be back. FML

by Bart / 07/03/2015 at 12:32am / Work

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm / Australia / Kids

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 10:21am / Mexico / Health

Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML

by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids

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Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

by ChildFree / 04/20/2015 at 7:55pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Kids

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2015 at 10:45am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Health

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

by no, YOU raised him / 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

by njh / 03/27/2015 at 9:29am / Ireland / Kids

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

by Anonyme / 03/27/2015 at 5:50am / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 9:20am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

by TooShortToCleanThat / 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm / United States / Love