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marisol180's favorite FMLs
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 9:20am / United States (California) / Work
by TooShortToCleanThat / 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm / United States / Love
Today, I was playing Dance Dance Revolution in an arcade when a woman came up and asked me if playing it was my job. I laughed but then realized that it is actually the closest thing I have to a job. FML
by DDRFreak / 03/19/2015 at 5:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by iAlissa / 03/13/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
by numbtongue / 03/13/2015 at 12:19am / New Zealand (Otago) / Health
by generic_name123 / 03/09/2015 at 9:55am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by fine / 02/28/2015 at 12:22am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by sam882 / 02/23/2015 at 1:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by superscript / 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Sprinkles / 02/04/2015 at 2:44am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
by Annomymous / 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
by frozenpoo / 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm / United States / Kids
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
by iamamermaid / 01/20/2015 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…