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Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2015 at 7:45am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by wormiformed / 10/03/2015 at 12:14am / New Zealand / Work
by sad-boing / 10/02/2015 at 5:01pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML
by Mindersss / 10/01/2015 at 6:46am / United Kingdom / Work
by Out of Ice Cream / 09/29/2015 at 1:06pm / United States / Love
Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML
by DontBeRude / 09/28/2015 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/26/2015 at 8:08am / United States / Love
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
by Thai that on for size / 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
by M / 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Intimacy
Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm / Japan / Health
by annabellatrix / 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm / Hungary / Intimacy
Today, after coming home from a long day at work, I found out that in a house full of 5 adults, some rules still need to be set. The newest addition to the rules: No watching porn and jerking off in the living room. FML
by Mrs. Ned / 09/08/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by siddance / 09/04/2015 at 2:08pm / United States (California) / Health
by whoevenncares / 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm / United States / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…