This member hasn't filled in their description.
marisol180's FML badges
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
marisol180's favorite FMLs
by sociallyawkward / 05/18/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I nearly got shitcanned for falling asleep on the job. The only reason I was so dead tired was because my idiot roommates decided to get high last night and loudly argue for hours about stupid crap like "Is it gay to screw a clone of yourself?" I got less than 2 hours of sleep because of them. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 11:18pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by forever_young / 05/13/2016 at 9:03am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by superb12345 / 05/11/2016 at 10:50pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by stop_crying / 05/11/2016 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while shopping, I told my wife I'd love some pork chops for dinner. Someone nearby muttered, "That's practically cannibalism, ya fat pig." My wife immediately had a "coughing attack" that sounded suspiciously like it was covering up laughter. FML
by dempasi / 05/06/2016 at 2:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by readytograduate / 05/06/2016 at 11:22am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by filipkm / 05/06/2016 at 10:37am / Slovenia (Ljubljana) / Health
Today, I was so exhausted that I took a quick nap on the floor of my classroom during one of my free periods. I must have turned off the alarm I set, because I was gently woken up to the giggles of a whole class of students. To make matters worse, I was lying in a big puddle of my own drool. FML
by SorrowsReward / 05/06/2016 at 7:08am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
by creeper-status / 05/05/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by probablyadopted1 / 05/04/2016 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by NickySimpson / 04/29/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love