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by swervelol / 07/04/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2016 at 8:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by pissedoff / 06/28/2016 at 7:53am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by hellolaina / 06/27/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (California) / Health
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Miscellaneous
by Sady_Ct / 06/16/2016 at 7:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 8:37am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have to look after my best friend's parrot for a few days. One minute out of the room, I came back in to find out that the parrot had taught my three-year-old the word "slut". Now the two won't stop screaming "slut" throughout the whole house. My wife thinks both learned the word from me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2016 at 3:39pm / Germany (Bayern) / Animals
Today, after finally applying myself and busting my butt all semester, I found out the school is accusing me of cheating because they couldn't believe I could have gotten near-perfect grades considering my grade history. If this is how society rewards academic turnarounds, why do I even bother? FML
by CantWin / 06/07/2016 at 6:38pm / United States (Utah) / Geek
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 3:45am / Love
by KiwiMaid / 06/03/2016 at 6:31am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
by Yeahyeahyeah / 06/01/2016 at 10:11pm / United States (Utah) / Kids
- Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, my loneliness hit an all time low when I actually considered "accidentally" texting a random… Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly…