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marisol180

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  • Number of visits : 26046
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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Visits<b>Ungrateful_Imp</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 1:09pm<b>fishinpink</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 4:10am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:37pm<b>yanalynch</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 4:54am<b>cetharel</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 1:47pm<b>TheAspieDork</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:36pm<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:39pm<b>kowsee</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Spiral061</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 4:20pm<b>DA3Z</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 1:48pm<b>skylarkopeck1995</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:53pm<b>latchhooker</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 12:06am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:08pm<b>Soparot</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:15am<b>Krictix</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:23pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:18pm<b>Rodville</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 2:31am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:38am

Fucked!<b>fishinpink</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 10:10am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:37am<b>nikkichanxoxo</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:02am<b>tranced_</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:02am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 7:04am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:16pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:08pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:01pm<b>SpreadTHEKILLER</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 3:49am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 2:34pm

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marisol180's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys, she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her car when I was walking home. FML

by Chedder / 06/26/2009 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

by hatesurf / 06/26/2009 at 1:23pm / Peru (Lima) / Transportation

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

by stupidgirlll / 06/26/2009 at 4:09am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, was my first day back at work since my wife got breast cancer. I come in and see some people with pink slips and frowns. When I get to my desk I find a pink slip, I go up to my boss and start to curse him out for firing me. Only to find out my pink slip was a fundraiser for my wife. FML

by YahItsMe94 / 06/25/2009 at 3:20am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2009 at 2:00am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch. We haven't had sex since last September. Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to my wife's vagina in nearly nine months. FML

by GettingNone / 06/24/2009 at 11:05pm / Intimacy

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

by creeped_out_ / 06/24/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

by nicklesg / 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML

by JK710 / 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

by tamp / 06/22/2009 at 3:47am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML

by ihatedogs / 06/22/2009 at 12:04am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

by FML / 06/21/2009 at 5:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML

by creepyeyes / 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

by picaru / 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm / United States (California) / Holidays

Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

by Steph / 06/21/2009 at 8:05am / Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya) / Intimacy