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Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by The V Sal - United States (Maryland)
Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:49am - love - by 751920 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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