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Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML
by quickit / 12/05/2014 at 12:14pm / United States (New York) / Work
by angkal2002 / 11/21/2014 at 10:29pm / Australia / Kids
by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
by JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky / 11/13/2014 at 7:21pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
by really / 11/13/2014 at 1:17pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML
by juggalomurderer59 / 11/12/2014 at 11:00am / United States / Health
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm / United States (Oregon) / Geek
Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML
by Deadpool434 / 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by fizzie101 / 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…